Grassy Sunny Day

I sat on the concrete block near to the sea shore.A hot wind wafting salty air passed over me that made my skin sticky and wet,I was listening to the  melody of  waves breaking in to the sea shore .KannyKumari had woke up already It was half past 9, Bright sun rays travelled a long distance and difracted in to yellow and all the Kannykumari looked yellowish and beautiful on that sunny day.Bright yellow rays of Sun blessed the city and erased the ugliness of  the city from her face .Road side ventures started their works by shouting their product's name in a specific ' South Indian English ' , some music shops played devotional songs of  "goddess KannyaKumari" . Even though  it was half past nine some played 'M.S Subhalakshmi's suprabhatham' , people from different places in different colors scattered all around and they travelled from one shops to another and that process repeated with time progresses .Streets pulled in to a state of rush and completely transformed in to a battle field .

As we had finished the study part yesterday we were on our incredible  enjoyment part.All of my friends were engaged on flirting they had a piece of paper written it by some Hindi film heroes names like Karan,Rahul, Arjun etc and their own land line number .They distributed this paper piece to strangers,especially to good looking girls .I found girls boring and nothing amusing so I thought being alone with roaring waves till they finish their distribution works will be better for me .I was sure as the money was with me then they will come to me after their flirt, Rama Moorthy had given me 1000 Rs for our expenses .

( On morning 5.30 after the beautiful sunrise Rama Moorthy Sir called every one in to the balcony And said, 
Guys, we have time till the evening , I know you guys are not anymore kids, and he passed a teasing smile to Sumith as he was the smallest one of our batch 
And continued, you have the freedom and grab it.

I will accompany the girls batch and if any of you need to join My team you can join, and vice-versa !!! and he looked at girls with a croocked face  !!! (un)fortunatley girls stood with Morthy only, and 5 of our boys joind Moorthies team.  The remaining 13, under Jackson's leadership said a Big ' gud bey sirrrr ' to Moorthy and 'see yaaaa girls' to girls.That remind me the movie  charlei's angels

Aman come here moorthy called me personally,

And hand over me 1000 rupees and said

you should cut the coat according to your cloth , and take care of boys. 
and he left the balcony )

Suddenly Jackson came to me,

Hi dude, I got this...!! He said, by pointing to a copy book

I took some effert to move my eyelid towards him i saw rounding stars around Jackson’s head he seemd like some hindu sadhu in his orange out fit.
he had changed his shirt  to an orange 'ohm'  printed kurta. 
"Swaami jackson thiruvadikal,you should have finished your distribution works?  isn't it? "  i asked and i laughed 

" Why the fuck you are laughing…? " Jacks asked me .

Aman, Don’t pretend to be swami Vivekananda …!!! He warned me..!

ohh am not the one , but you .....you looks like swaami ... 'swaami jackson thiruvadikal'  I laughed at him again

" Tell me Jacks what's the matter ? " I pretend to be more serious and asked  

And he showed me what he got!

It was a copy book, he steals it from some school girls; the main part of attraction of the book was, that had almost all the phone numbers and addresses of a Girl’s Higher Secondary School. (I never thought this small copy book will ruin my entire life)

"Wow …you little kid you made it …Go and fuck the copy book…!!" I said with angry.

In-between rest of our boys had joined us
All of them looked happy, their mission has been accomplished.

" Yep let’s go to our room and enjoy this moment." Shine said..!

I nodded and followed them.

****

After we reached our room i said " I have an idea …!!!" 
and i showed some real kannaykumari stuff which I bought from a local fisherman.

" No Aman , that 'take a puff and wait for the second one to release' was a bloody one I don’t want to Explore more " Sumith said with a  stammering voice .

He had done some grass experiments with me once in our hostel room, he  had lost his mind on that day . He always want  to smoke the grass, but he had that fear every time.

" No dear it’s a great one...I swear .As we are on our final days, who knows were we all gonna reach ,as my mamma always said life is like a box of chocolate no body knows ...." Jackson interfered me and finished the rest . " what we gonna get..!!! "  He winked at me with a smile.
"so lets enjoy the moment " shine joined then 
We made an emotional blackmailing over our friends  with that 'Forest Gump' dialogue,it was all about enjoying the day, some times friends do blackmailing for making the moment memorable.
somebody get me a bed sheet ! I said eagerly...!!!

Suddenly Shine run to his luggage and took the bed sheet from his bag, it was a woolen bed sheet, Love of his mother shined on Shine’s bed sheet

" Oh mamma we are really sorry we are going to use this for a great idea, you won’t like it " Ramjith roared with this statement

I made a tent with the bed sheet ,and said  " OK everyone get inside...!!!"

All nodded and followed my instructions

We the top “10”grassers were under that bed sheet, which one was big enough to suck all of us. 

Every one looked at me …with a 'what the hell is going on' look  …!!!

the tiger prints on the bed sheet gave a Neanderthal cave experience to us  .

I arranged them as we are attending one round table conference and I light up the Joint and an ordinary cigarette, I took a deep puff of joint and give it to shine. After one puff , he handover the joint to Ramjith and  joint rolled from one person to another in clock ways and anti-clock ways directions.
Thick smoke of grass minimized  the space between us, each and every single nucleus in our cells transformed in to a pensive mood and we horipilated with joy.

" Don’t allow the Smoke to go out, we will enjoy it in all our breaths." I said 

It remembered me Piyush Pandey’s the great horse ad  “passive smoking kills”

I changed the tagline for the time being “passive smoking thrills” …!!!
Pandeyji passive smoking is really enjoyable I swear. Every moment under that bed sheet was thrilling;

as the after effect was very quick

After the first round

1, Sumith started crying …!! He really wants to see his mamma. 

2, Ramjith started singing, may be the worst song i ever experienced in my life 
3, the silent Ranish became a philosopher
" Oh my dear god, you are great you made heaven, you made earth, you made man, you made women, and you made GRASS all those creations except Grass were worst …! thanks from my side For putting the seed of grass on earth" 
and he got loud applause for that philosophical discovery

" No... Man, thanks from our side " sumith added his part with a crying voice

And we nodded..!!!

" It was great under that bed sheet "

Ashaan Syam sighed and said; 
"at past we wasted lots and loads of grass

Oh I feel like am a loser… any way thanks Aman … thanks for this great UBS (under the bed sheet) idea..!" 


to be continued...